we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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