What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
fuck your aforementioned shoe
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
