you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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