the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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