On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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