Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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