going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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