I just pynch a tree in the face
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
false alarm. still invincible.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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