problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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