I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i dont even know how to be here
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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