I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
