I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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