Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dear god my vagina.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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