ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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