Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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