rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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