i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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