Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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