I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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