i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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