Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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