Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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