3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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