the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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