well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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