I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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