My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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