Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
