Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
