dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
