i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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