But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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