so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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