He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
home. puking in laundry basket.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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