Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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