He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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