I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I believe in your delicious
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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