I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
