okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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