doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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