just come out here and I will go home with you...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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