Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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