I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
time to smoke my breakfast
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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