dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
high people should be assigned attendants
only you would photoshop your dick
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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