LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
