is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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