Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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