My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
