and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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