I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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