So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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