It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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