You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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