Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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