just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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