i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He kissed a someone with a penis
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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