Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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