No stitches, just platelets and will power
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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