Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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