do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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