i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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